Misty Mate Personal Mister (19.95)
It may look like a vibrator, but the Misty Mate actually releases a blast of cool air with just the press of a button. After filling the holding container with water (holds 2.5 oz), pump 10 to 20 times and an ultra-fine mist is released, cooling the air around you. Just don't run out of water, or you’re screwed.
The Cool Thing Wrap (18.95)
Underneath its nylon outer shell, the gel inside expands when you soak it in cold water. Simply soak them for 30 minutes, and they will stay cool for days without needing to refrigerate or freeze them. Wrap them around your neck and just enjoy the coolness. And maybe you will start a new trend of neckties as well!
The Outdoor Cooling/Misting System ($69-95)
In case your one of those people that has 'friends,' this gadget might be more your speed. It cools the air in outdoor areas like decks, patios and poolsides by up to 25 degrees. It produces an ultra-fine mist so small it evaporates before it reaches the ground, so you won't get wet either. Definitely could use one of these in our office.
Twist & Mist ($19.95)
This works under the same principle as the Misting System above, except it's only for one person, you selfish bastard. Made of braded hose, you just attach to your garden hose and wrap it around anything, the arm of your chair, the chain of a hammock'wind it around the railing of your deck, around somebody's neck. There are endless possibilities. Then enjoy the continuously cool mist. Awesome!
TH 396 Head Spa Massager ($49.95)
This doesn't really keep you cool, but we are including it anyway, because it's awesome. This may look like it is going to erase your memory, but it is actually giving you a head massage. It's like thousands of fingers rubbing your head, without the icky feeling. You can wear it while driving to work. Watch other drivers look at you in scared silence.