Are the Chuck Norris Facts Funny Again?

Some would say Chuck Norris facts are sooo 2006 and played out while others would say enough time has gone by since the fact craze hit it’s peak and they are funny again.

I want to know what everyone else thinks! Check out the Top 10 facts & vote at the bottom.

  1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
  2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
  5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
  6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
  7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
  8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
  10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

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