Fill in the blank: the bigger the ______, the better the sex.
Get your minds out of the gutter, guys and gals.
Apparently, a big, healthy brain is the underground key to a steamy sex life.
In a recent article, Dr. Daniel Amen claims that sexâfor the most partâoccurs in the brain, specifically the part of the brain considered âthe seat of orgasmsâ? which he calls âthe B-spot.â? The brain, the biggest and most responsive organ in the body, has the power to intensify your sexual pleasure, according to Amen, an O.C.-based clinical psychiatrist.
Have we spent all this time trying to satisfy the G-spot when the B-spot is really responsible for great sex? Amen would answer in the affirmative. âTo have a great sex life, you have to have a great brain,â? Amen told The Columbus Dispatch.
And what exactly are the characteristics of a âgreat brain?â? Well, brain eminence can be achieved via ordinary good health practices: aerobic exercise and a healthy diet.
Also, you may want to revise your wake-and-bake/keg stand routine. Amen says that abuse of drugs and alcohol shrinks that actual size of oneâs brain. And when it comes to a âgreat brain,â? the bigger, the better.
After digesting Dr. Amenâs theory, I had an odd revelation which has left me with only one piece of advice for those college students seeking a hotter sex life. Transfer to an ivy-league school.
My logic: where do healthy, constantly stimulated, undamaged-by-drugs-and-alcohol brains linger? Only on the quads of our finest, most party-lagging institutions!
Screw pitying nerds. Not only will they make more money than us average folk in the future, they already have better sex lives.