Mouse Party!

Mouse Party is a flash program developed by the University of Utah that allows you to see what effects various drugs have on virtual mice.

What did I learn after spending 15 minutes using this this “educational” tool?

The cocaine mouse is a jumpy douche bag who’s wiggin’ out in the corner of the cage because everyone is out to kill him; the LSD mouse is real f***ing friendly and has been waving hi to the other mice since I’ve been here; the dancing Ecstasy mouse really likes techno and the heroin mouse OD’d on the couch early this morning.

Good luck doing drugs tonight after you spend 15 minutes on this site.

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