Frequent condom user? Getting a little tired of walking into a drugstore for âgumâ? and just âhappeningâ? to decide to buy another pack? Do those people behind the counter know your face so well that they reach for the âextra lubricatedâ? type before you do?
If soâlet me first congratulate you on getting way more action than most of usâand second, how about I let you in on a new, limited time offer for free sexy stuff!?
Durex is looking for new âcondom testersâ? and wants to reward your safe-sex habits with free toys!
After logging on to their new website, all you have to do is fill out a one page form, click to send it in, and then wait to see if youâre one of the â1000 lucky men and lady folkâ? who will become âofficial Durex condom testersâ? and âget a bunch of free Durex products.â?
Plus, you can even win $1000 just for answering a few questions.
Most of the questions on the form are super easy, but there is a required space for you to explain why you want to be a Durex tester in the first place. Considering that theyâre probably being swamped by applications, make sure you use the utmost in creativity and flair when writing your answer.
Perhaps you need a ton of free condoms because youâre trying to break the world record for âNumber of Orgasms in One Nightâ?. Maybe you consider yourself your dorm’s very own âCondom Angelâ? and need supplies for those baskets full of goodies you leave in the bathrooms. Or, maybe youâre still a virgin, but plan on eventually getting very, very lucky.
Whatever your ingenious explanation is, just make sure to get it in soon, and let us know if youâre one of the lucky thousand!
…We promise not to come knocking on your door looking for handouts.