Heidi Montag: Please Date Me!

The Hills‘ seductress Heidi Montag will grace the cover of Maxim Magazine (sans Spencer Pratt, thank the gods) in the upcoming February 2008 issue.

If you’re an avid user of COED you’ll know that I have a not-so-secret crush on Heidi Montag. She’s been twice featured as Miss COED and has many articles in the archives (written by me, of course) about how delicious her knockers look in a bikini.

As you will see in the following gallery featuring her Maxim pictures, Heidi has reached a new level of hotness – if she ever follows through on dumping Spencer she can email me and I will take her out for a steak dinner at Shenanigan’s. I’m a classy guy.

Heidi Montag topless Maxim gallery after the jump!

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