Teens Getting Sluttier By Way of Cell Phones; Dudes High-Five…In Shame

Oh Fox News, how I love your hypocrisy — especially when it involves teens and nude pictures.

According to a FOXNews.com report, teenagers in Columbus, OH are using their cell phones to send risqué photos and videos of themselves in a Digital Age note-passing that kicks so much more ass than the intricately folded blather I use to scribble on a scrap of wide-rule.

Apparently not everyone sees the improvement, like the FBI:

“I’ve seen everything from your basic striptease to sexual acts being performed,” said Reynoldsburg police Detective Brian Marvin, a member of the FBI Cyber Crime Task Force of Central Ohio. “You name it, they will do it at their home under this perceived anonymity.”

You name it, they will do it. It sounds like this guy knows a lot about the Central Ohio cell phone kiddie porn ring. That’s an awkward job to have; going home to your wife every night.

“Hi, honey. How was your day?”

“Great! I intercepted a video of the quarterback donkey-punching the captain of the boy’s soccer team!”

“I want a divorce.”

See? I feel badly for the guy. But he’s not the only casualty in the cell phone picture passing; scandalous girls are using the long range tactic to impose on her crush’s “girlfriend-time.”

From the article:

Westerville Central High School senior Jerome Ray said he’s received… unsolicited messages, including one from a classmate while he was sitting with his girlfriend.

“A lot more girls are aggressive,” said Ray, 18. “Some girls are crazy and they are putting themselves out there.”

That poor son-of-a-bitch. We’ll pray for you, Jerome. Be brave.

4 thoughts on “Teens Getting Sluttier By Way of Cell Phones; Dudes High-Five…In Shame”

  1. I missed something. How does teenagers sending naked photos of themselves make Fox hypocrites?

  2. I agree. I think the original poster was so enamored with himself and so eager to bash Fox for reporting something he may not have liked, that he was ready to call a baseball being hit out of the park a "hypocritical action on Fox News' behalf."

  3. Fox news will do anything for ratings….They'll tell you how immoral teenagers are these days and display every racy picture they can get their hands on to make their point. Then they'll somehow make it relevant in every segment. "Ericson stocks slide as more and more nude teens post these gawd awful pics online – Stay tuned!!"

    Fox News has become a cesspool for raunchy news and gossip.

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