Nikita Lynn and The Week That Was: Dec. 1st-5th

Twenty-two-year-old hottie Nikita Lynn might not be on the Victoria’s Secret runway show, but that doesn’t mean we don’t want to see pictures of her wearing as little as possible. We don’t know much about her, but aside from modeling, she works as the manager of a coffee shop, putting her pics up on Myspace and wearing delicious bikini tops. Which reminds me, I’m getting hungry.

Check out Nikita Lynn’s Week That Was gallery here!

Friday, December 5th

The Girls of Rolling Stone’s Hot List 2008

Getting tired of googling the same old chicks? Yeah, us too. Which is why we were so psyched to see the release of Rolling Stone’s “Hot List 2008.” We highly recommend you check out the whole article, which highlights the upcoming trends of the new year. But to make things easier on you, we’ve condensed the list down to what really matters – the top hotties to watch, all with photographic goodness. So get ready, ’cause here they come!

Hot Teacher Lisa Glide Arrested On Sex Charges

As you might have guessed, we here at COED love hot teacher sex offenders. And this is one of the hottest! Drama teacher Lisa Glide, 35, from Old Bridge High School in Middlesex County, NJ has been arrested on second-degree charges of sexual assault and child endangerment for allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old male student. The lucky bastard “victim” was a senior when the relationship reportedly began last February and has since graduated. Each charge carries with it the possibility of a 10-year sentence.

Thursday, December 4th

Drunk XXXmas Party Girls

‘Tis the season of giving…and, apparently, getting drunk and half-naked! I mean, if you think about it, all the pressure to get the right gifts, not blow all your cash and deal with your annoying parents can make a person a little uptight. And nothing cures uptight like downing a bottle of spiced rum and stripping down to your pink skivvies with all your super-sexy friends. At least according to these festive hotties. And something tells us we should trust them…

The Top 8 Tracy Morgan Moments

If there’s one reason to watch 30 Rock, it’s Tracy Motherf**kin’ Morgan. The dude was on Saturday Night Live for seven years, and he’s still killing it as one of the funniest men in America. His slightly slurred speech, almost nonsensical sense of humor and don’t-give-a-sh*t attitude isn’t for the feint of heart. Luckily, our hearts are made of lead and whisky.

Stuart Scott’s Eye Ball Explained

Anyone who has ever seen ESPN’s “SportsCenter” knows that anchor Stuart Scott has a weird looking left eye. Like Tina Fey’s face scar, it’s a deformity that is often questioned but never answered. (OK, Tina answered, finally.) So was Stuart born with a lazy eye? Does Stuart have a glass eye ball? Did he get popped in the face by Sterling Sharpe? All the rumors are laid to rest after the jump!

Tim & Eric Hit The Road

If you’re as big a fan of Adult Swim’s Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job! as us, then today’s your lucky day. Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are hitting the road on a 20-city tour, starting in Seattle. While it’s not their first tour, they are hitting higher profile venues. And if you ask us, their odd sense of humor is sometimes better suited to television, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t funny as all hell.

Wednesday, December 3th

41 Watchmen HD Movie Stills You Haven’t Seen

It is almost not fair. This movie has been a cinematic c**k-tease for the last 2 years. It might be part genius and part greedy corporation, but the way they keep spitting out media info for this movie – it is just enough to keep your attention. I have still been waiting to see the giant exploding monster, the owl-mobile, Dr. Manhattan blowing more sh*t up, Ozymandias’ cat and whether they are going to make Rorschach extra ugly looking. I hope these photos will help keep your balls as blue as mine are.

Top 6 Most Bad-Ass Patrick Swayze Roles

Back in March, Hollywood star Patrick Swayze was given only 5 weeks to live due to a nasty bout with pancreatic cancer. But one life lesson you must learn is that although he’s down, you must never, ever, count Swayze out. Because of his role as a prancing, dancing fairy in Dirty Dancing many assume that Swayze is a effeminate wuss – but that is not the case. In fact, he’s one of the most bad-ass superstars in all of Hollywood…and here are 5 definitive reasons why.

Poke A 2008 Victoria’s Secret Model…On Facebook

Want to poke a supermodel? Of course you do! So why not poke the hottest supermodels on the planet – the 35 lovely ladies of Victoria’s Secret, who will be walking around nearly naked for an hour tonight on CBS for the 2008 Victoria’s Secret fashion show. As your digital wing-men, we’ve found the Facebook pages for every single model on the Victoria’s Secret roster, from Adriana Lima to Selita Ebanks. (Sorry, to actually “poke” a supermodel, you’re going to have to do a hell of a lot more than just f**k around on the Internet.) So while you’re salivating over Candice Swanepoel, hit her up on Facebook and let her know how rockingly awesome she looks. And tell her we said “Hi.

Tuesday, December 2th

The 110 Sexiest Female Bloggers on Earth!

Until today when I heard sexy + female + blogger all in the same sentence the only two people that came to mind were our favorite sex columnist and Wired magazine cover girl Julia Allison (who just happened to get her start at COED Magazine a few years back) and Rachelle Hruska, editor of Guest of a Guest. Rightfully so, these two blog queens are smokin’ hot and web-savvy! When you combined Zoo’s 97 Sexiest Bloggers In The World [NSFW], Playboy’s Nine Hottest Web Bloggers [NSFW], Rachelle from Guest of a Guest and Julia Allison & her Non Society crew of Meghan and Mary we get a compilation of the 110 Sexiest Bloggers In All The Land!

How to Go Green Without Looking Gay…Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That

Here’s the deal: It’s high time for all of us to do everything we can to ensure that Earth stays clean and habitable. And switching to renewable sources of energy is a must. But as is, it’s pretty hard to “go green” without looking totally lame. So until these green industries start to hire better designers that don’t make everything look like it came from a gay alien’s fantasy, here are a few small things you can do to reduce your “carbon footprint” while not looking like assclown.

Suicidal Christmas Dogs

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it! So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery. (Just kidding – dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

How to Pack for The Holidays

If you’re anything like me, packing for a trip usually involves rushing home 15 minutes before you’re supposed to leave for the airport and cramming whatever’s in grabbing distance into whatever container you have (i.e. a garbage bag) that they’ll let on an airplane. But with airlines charging for every piece of luggage these days, it’s become financially irresponsible to not know how to properly pack.

Jessica Alba’s Campari Swimsuit Calendar

The recently un-impregnated Jessica Alba has new pictures out for a Campari calendar and JESUS CHRIST she’s hot! Dang…If we knew that’s what pregnancy does to a woman, we’d have been a hell of a lot less worried when the condom broke.

Monday, December 1st

Sexy Santa Ho Ho Hos

Thanksgiving’s over and we’re officially in the long-haul to Christmas. But sometimes you’ve got to set aside the gift-buying and decorating for a minute to enjoy the finer, simpler things in life – like hot chicks dressed in sexy Santa costumes. Really, there’s not that much more to it than that. So grab a tall glass of eggnog, sit back and enjoy Sexy Santa Ho Ho Hos!

The Complete Guide to Christmas Shopping Online

Today’s Cyber Monday, and that means great online deals all day. And unless you want to get trampled, I’d say it’s best to stay home this year and get all your shopping done online and out of the way of the angry mob. So I’ve compiled a ton of online options to get the job done for (pretty much) everyone in your gift-giving circle. A lot of them are interchangeable, depending on the people in your life, so don’t get stuck on the categories. But I will say, if you choose one site for every person on your list, you’ll have that whole “Christmas spirit” thing out of the way and you can just go watch some football.

It’s National Bloody Mary Day!

Bloody hell, it’s National Bloody Mary Day! Invented by bartender Fernand Petiot in 1920’s Paris, this delicious drink was perfected in New York’s St. Regis Hotel in Manhattan in 1933. So to celebrate the concoction’s 75th anniversary, New Yorkers kicked off with a Bloody Mary toast in Times Square this morning. New York bars are offering give-a-ways and deals on the drink all day long, with TGI Friday’s offering the drink for only 99-cents, the same as its price in 1933. But since you might not live in or anywhere near NYC, here’s my personal recipe for this bloody delicious drink, so you can make your own at home.

Hot Teacher Lisa Glide Arrested On Sex Charges
Hot Teacher Lisa Glide Arrested On Sex Charges
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