Marilia Moreno and the Week That Was: April 25th – May 1st

Brasilian model Marilia Moreno made a pretty big splash on the WWW this week and by the look of her portfolio, we think we know why.  This 5’7 blue-eyed beauty is repped by Elite Brasil and although there’s not much info available on Marilia, we expect it’s just a matter of time before she becomes a household name… atleast in any bachelor’s household.

Check out Marilia Moreno’s Week That Was gallery here!

Friday: May 1, 2009

And The Lord Said, Let There Be 2 Girls 1 Cup

Claims that the bible can predict the future are nothing new. But no matter how staunch a believer you may be, I can promise you never thought God had a hand in, in any way, shape or form in 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Don’t believe me? Then you must have never heard of a little number called Ezekiel 23: 32-35.

Let’s take a gander, shall we?

The 7 Most Horrific Horse Racing Wrecks [Video]

No matter how you look at it, sports are dangerous. But add the element of harnessing the power of a 100-pound beast that can freak out at the drop of a hat, and you’ve opened up a can of hurt on your ass you can’t even imagine. So in honor of this year’s Kentucky Derby, which airs this Saturday at 5pm ET on NBC (post time – 6:04pm), we’ve put together the seven most horrific horse racing wrecks caught on tape.

Thursday: April 30, 2009

Kentucky Derby Darlings

Gentlemen, pour yourself a frosty mint julep because it’s Kentucky derby time! This Saturday, horse racing fans will converge on Churchill Downs for the first and most famous race of the annual US Triple Crown. But here at COED, we believe no event is complete without a healthy helping of super hotties to go along with the action. So we’ve compiled these 40 sexy Kentucky natives to add a bit more spice to “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports.” Needless to say, these thoroughbred fillies will have you wanting to saddle up in no time.

Swine Flu Fashion Tips

Following the Swine flu epidemic on TV is pretty intense. Way better than Bird Flu, and a contender with the economic recession. Today, I saw a couple people on the New York City streets sporting surgical masks. If this trend continues soon New York is going to look like Mexico. I didn’t want to be left out. It took me an hour and seven pharmacies to locate a surgical mask. Every single store was sold out. The only reason I obtained one was because a pharmacist gracious gave one of hers. It wasn’t really until then I realized the severity of the Swine Flu. Or, at least, the portrayed severity, seeing as how this outbreak is quite similar to a regular flu season.  But still, I rushed home to try on my new contraption, which looks much like a 1930s maxipad.

Wednesday: April 29, 2009

Obama’s First 100 Babes

Well, for better or worse, we’ve made it through the first 100 days of the Obama presidency. There’s been a few ups, a few downs and whole hell of a lot of people acting like total douchebags. But regardless of whether or not you think Obama’s first 100 days has been a success, there’s one thing we can all agree on – super hot chicks! So we’ve compiled the loveliest lady from each day of the first 100 days of the Obama presidency to give you Obama’s First 100 Babes!

Network TV is Dead

Network TV has been dying for years, but in the 2008-2009 which ends this coming month, it finally croaked.  If some of you don’t care, well, no crap.  Did you check out Better Off Ted the other night?  Yeah, me either. It didn’t used to be like this — networks rolling out dozens of new shows each year only to cancel them four episodes into their runs.  In 1953 — yep, I’m going way back — an episode of I Love Lucy aired that played on 71% of all television sets in the United States.  Just yesterday I heard that ABC is considering renewing Scrubs for a ninth season.  The percentage of television sets tuning into Scrubs in its eighth season?  3.5

Tuesday: April 26, 2009

5 Positive Side Effects of the Resurgence of Pirates

Sure, the made-up swine flu pandemic may be the hottest item in 24-hour news these days. But if you ask us, killer viruses are still nothing compared to f**king pirates! With these 21st Century swashbucklers re-taking over the high seas, a whole new element has been added to life here on Earth.

Here are 5 reasons having these lawless thieves around isn’t such a bad thing.

Miller vs Bud Beer Girl Showdown

Throughout the history of the world, factions have rivaled against one another – Trotsky vs Stalin, Ali vs Fraiser, Tupac vs Biggie. But today we have taken the age-old art of rivalry one stop further with Budweiser beer girls vs Miller beer girls. It’s the sexiest head-to-head since the invention of beer. And the best part is, these chicks are so hot, it’ll have you thirsty in no time.

Monday: April 27, 2009

10 Porn Stars Who Gave Their Bods to God

Despite all the smiles and moans, it turns out that having sex on film for money can really mess a person up.

So after having had to deal with all types of demons, from horrific childhoods to drug and alcohol problems to just feeling like a used piece of meat, these 10 porn stars traded in fame and fortune in the porn industry to become servants of God.

Midgets vs Mascots World Premiere Party Pictures

On Saturday we hosted the pre-party for the World Premiere of Midgets vs. Mascots at the Village Pourhouse. We all put the free open bar to good use and we’d like to say thanks to everyone who made it out.

If you weren’t able to attend the party and world premiere screening then read our review and take a look at the pictures for a glimpse of what you missed.

Easter Bunny Babe Bonanza
Easter Bunny Babe Bonanza