The 10 Most Famous Men With Only One Ball

In the biological sense, one testicle works just as well as two. Nevertheless, having a single, lonely nut can be a source of great embarrassment for a guy. But it turns out there may be an upside to monarchism. An Asylum analysis of famous people rumored to have only one testicle has exposed that a half-sack may increase your chances of becoming a professional athlete or a military despot.

Case in point: According to a new book, Spanish dictator General Francisco Franco was a member of the mono-nad club.

Check out this of nine other One-Eyed Willies and decide for yourself.

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  3. HAHAHAHA, OMFGROFLOL Hey, you know what would be even funnier, let me help you:

    10 Famous Women With Only One Boob

    In the biological sense, one breast works just as well as two. Nevertheless, having a single, lonely titty can be a source of great embarrassment for a girl. But it turns out there may be an upside to monomammeaism. An Asylum analysis of famous people rumored to have only one breast has exposed that a half-rack may increase your chances of becoming a professional athlete or a feminist politician.

    Case in point: According to a new book, (inserts name) was a member of the mono-jug club. Check out our list of nine other One-Eyed Chests and decide for yourself.

    9. (insert name) So it's possible the "complex" comes from her being one breast short of a pair.

    8 When she enters a room, there will be an odd number of breasts in that room.

    7.Could explain the obsession with knitting.

    6. Does (insert name)'s uni-knocker hang left or right? Only her swimsuit knows.

    5. senator (insert name) revealed her monomammaeism during her run for the Democratic presidential nomination in (insert date). Ultimately she lost to a two-breasted (insert name).

    4. You may not have heard of her, but she was a big-time international tennisplayer in the '90s who was kicked out of the game for match-fixing and ultimately died in a shady plane crash. The right-handed racketwoman accomplished this all with only one hooter.

    Etc.

    Well you get it, right? Do some research, fill in the blanks, and post a new article to boost you google count. I’m already looking forward to the comments on that.

  4. Arnie, he's an ex Mr.Universe, the p'graph above is a very old p'garph say about 25-27 years old, one of the best muscular build in the World………..

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