5 Liquor Bottles You Can Turn Into Bongs

Like the great Isaac Newton, inspiration for stoners sometimes comes in the form of an apple. Like when you’re without your piece, an apple can serve as a makeshift substitute. However, if one has the time, patience, and tools, homemade bongs can have the grace and ingenuity of a butterfly. All it takes is a screwdriver/power drill to make a hole in a bottle, a bowl and some elbow grease. Here are some recycle-worthy bottles fit to be bongs.

Captain Morgan Private Stock

Typically seen in the 750 mL size, this stout bottle has a sea-green tint and is textured with a smooth, hexagonal pattern. The figure of Captain Morgan in his one-leg-up stance is carved into the front, confidently composed and unafraid of competing bottles. The wooden cap for this bottle can easily be carved into a bowl that can be customized to fit onto most other containers.

Redrum: Voodoo Spiced Rum

This 750 mL bottle is long in length and semi-prismatic in shape. It’s a solid bottle for those who like to smoke up a spell while keeping things straight and simple. While this bottle can concoct pure magic, it does have a sinister side…the word REDRUM is raised on the outside of the bottle. So be wary of the voodoo bottle, children, because, when lit up, its shining can be stupefying.

Crystal Head Vodka

The story behind this bottle involves its maker, actor Dan Aykroyd, researching the breathtaking 13 crystal heads. From this exploration, he discovered a taste for grandeur, and was inspired to create some of the finest vodka known to man. The liquid is quadruple-distilled, and is filtered through Herkimer diamonds. Making a bong out of this bottle may be considered a crime; however, if crafted with the spirit and expertise Aykroyd pours into it, one may obtain enlightenment in good conscience.

Bong Spirit Vodka

Any crossfaders? The name of this bottle means just that; it doesn’t really require any further modification. It’s already in classic bong form, and once the vodka is at a low enough level, the next easiest thing would be to load a bowl and carry out this bottle’s duel features. There are several different types of these bong-bottles, with unique, ornate artwork inscribed on each.

Kraken Rum

This bottle makes for a waterfall bong the likes of which incite whispered tales of veneration by those who sail the seven seas of stonerdom (the Buzzed, the Baked, the Blazed, the Hazed, the Wooged, the Faded, and the Hashed). Visualize the carb at the bottle’s bottom as the gaping mouth of the beast, spraying out water from the depths of its belly so it may take in the fumes of legend.

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