Steve Buscemeyes, Yoda’s Words of Wisdom, F*ck the 20s [TUMBLRS OF THE WEEK]

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest sites on the web. With our Tumblrs of the Week column, we highlight the best, most WTF Tumblrs. This week’s Tumblrs feature timeless wisdom from an elderly green resident of Dagobah, Steve Buscemi’s peepers added to chicks’ faces, and the epitome of existing in your 20s now. Check ’em out below.

Said That, She Did

“Yoda, how do you turn a lightsaber on?”

Softballing them in, you are. When old and green as me you become, aged-Jedi pills you must take if hopes to bed Tatooine princesses you have, or wake up to a nerf herder in bed you will. While small and green I may be, passion and vigor I lack not when lovemaking it comes to. A chance to gain wisdom about the opposite sex this site is, and make your head bigger it will. Said that, she did.

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Chicks with Steve Buscemeyes

I like Steve Buscemi a lot. Really, I do.

Now that I got that statement out of the way, the guy isn’t exactly pulling down Sexiest Man Alive awards, but that’s okay and, to a certain extent, refreshing. All the most notable actors or actresses usually have a trademark physical feature. For Steve, it’s those eyes. He looks like he has been ripping cigarette butts through them for decades. When you take those eyes and add them to other famous people, great things happen.

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F*CK! I’m In My 20s

In today’s society, everything cliche about being in your 20s is on the internet. “F*CK! I’m In My 20s” illustrates the bewildered screams of terror emanating from the collective consciousness of the ’80s and ’90s generations as we look ourselves in the mirror/Facebook.

We crawl into offices, jobs and classrooms in an attempt to wash away the bloodred stains of debt we’ve accumulated through credit cards and student loans. We drink and smoke in a futile attempt to do away with the memories of our less honorable moments (which are viewable on a global scale; thanks, internet). It’s so ironic that this is the best time of our lives.

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