He Said / She Said: 5 Things We Think Girls Do After Breaking Up With Us

He Said/She Said is a dating, sex, and relationship series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking – we know, an impossible feat. Every week we’ll be throwing out a different topic for debate…you can read the guy’s side here and the girl’s side at CollegeCandy.com. This week’s topic: How Us Dudes Think Chicks Handle Breaking Up.

Your long-term girlfriend has just called it off with you. Oh God. What do you do now?! You’ve spent this past year comfort-eating cookies and wearing a variety of sweatpants, and now you’re suddenly being thrust back into single life? You can’t hit the club in this state. You look like Kirstie Alley with a beard.

But aside from the fear that you’re gonna need to hit the gym again, there’s also the lingering concern that she’s going to run off and live the high life. That bothers you because you now refuse to leave your man-cave and choose instead to spend the next couple of weeks remembering “the good times” whilst listening to “There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.”

So what do our ex’s really do after the break-up? Well to be perfectly honest, we don’t really have a clue, but in our minds it goes a little something like this…

Check out what SHE SAID at CollegeCandy.com.

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