I don’t watch America’s Got Talent, but you can bet your *ss that I’ll be watching India’s Got Talent from now on. Why? Because of these crazy Indian guys who had me at “Bro, hit me in the chest with a massive sledgehammer.” They eat those flourescent lights that give you headaches, they belly-flop off of ladders, break toilet seats over their heads, GET RUN OVER BY CARS, pretty much anything that looks like it hurts these guys do. And since there are about 10 of them, there’s not a single second where someone’s not getting jacked up with something. I’m trying really hard to set the scene here, but it just doesn’t do this 8-minute clip justice.