You only need to spend five minutes in your local Macy’s to realize that perfumery is a crooked industry. So-called “fashion experts” make millions of dollars a year by charging men $80 for a bottle of cologne that makes them smell like flowers, citrus ,and other feminine things. Really, it would be much cheaper and more masculine just to make the damn stinky stuff yourself.
Think about it. Making cologne isn’t difficult. You take some alcohol, water it down, throw in some smelly oils and stuff, and bam! You’re the next Francois Coty – only your scent leaves men smelling like steak and adventure; just like nature intended.
It’s time for men to take matters into their own hands. Here are four testosterone-fueled colognes that real men should be able to concoct on their own.