All of The Walking Dead fans know that a Zombie Apocalypse is a sad inevitability. Brave chemist Raychelle Burks, however, has just saved mankind with her brilliant idea of Death cologne.
Burks–along with the good people at The American Chemical Society–came up with the brilliant idea to douse yourself in Eau De Death. That would be a cologne that will replicate the scent of a rotting corpse. Absolutely amazing. The cologne will feature high notes of Putrescine and Cadaverine, combined with the heady low notes of Methanethiol for that rotten egg smell. Sure, it’s nothing you want to wear on a first date, but we’re fairly certain anyone with a hundred zombies running after them will be awfully grateful for the cologne.
The original Walking Dead comics often had characters covering themselves in rotting guts to ward off the zombie. Something tell us this newer method of cologne would be much more preferable. So big thanks to Raychelle! We owe ya–or will owe you, that is, once you’ve actually made the cologne to go with this commercial…