Old Man Taped 276K To His Junk

A few officers in German Customs got quite the surprise when they pulled over an elderly couple for a seemingly routine stop. They discovered that the old man had taped 200 thousand euros (or 276 thousand dollars) to his genitals. The money was divided out into four bundles and taped to his crotch area. We’re sure you all wanted a nice visual for this. The German couple was stopped near Trier, which is close to the border between Germany and Luxembourg.

What was this guy doing with all this cash taped to his family jewels? We’re not sure but we can only wonder what he was planning to buy with all that cash? A younger, hotter wife? Unlimited German sausages? A beer hall where he can bask in his own glory? It’s hard to say…

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