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Feb 6, 2010

Valentine's Gift Guides: Perfumes

Everyday we’re bringing you an assortment of Valentines gift ideas for that “soon to be the bane of your existence”...

Jan 29, 2010

Tera-Beats: Music This Week!

Rob Zombie “Hellbilly Deluxe II” Perfect music for: Taking down a pack of werewolves from your ’65 Charger You know...

Jan 25, 2010

Coffee Pot Culinary School

A full days gourmet eating cooked in a coffee maker!

"Boost" Your Bar Money

Looking for a value play on cellular service?  Check out the Boost Mobile Motorola Debut™ i856.  For a $150 down...

Jan 25, 2010

Got Money To Burn? Try the World’s Most Expensive Cigar.

World's Most Expensive Cigar - But You Can't Have One!

Jan 20, 2010

So… Does K-Y "Intense" Gel Really Work?

Every once in a while a product comes along that makes you shake your head in disbelief and say, “No Way”. Spray hair, "Natural Male Enhancer", Pheromone Cologne . . .please. So it’s no wonder that the gang in the COED Offices were a bit skeptical about the claims on the bottle of K-Y Intense. Now, if you were expecting a “Penthouse Letters” style review, my apologies. We’re going to go at this from the Lab Coat Perspective.

Jan 7, 2010

Jan 3, 2010

The Most Rented Films of 2009

Based on actual rentals, Paul Blart: Mall Cop topped the list of the most-rented movie of 2009, logging more than 4.5 million Redbox rentals, and proving definitively that the country is doomed. I bet if Reagan were here to save us Gran Torino would have been #1.

Dec 24, 2009

Just Like Tiger (Without the Mistresses)

For the bargain basement price of only $3,500 (plus shipping) you can have your very own, personal Golden Tee Golf machine, (Hey, before you snub it, add up a year of green fees), sadly mistresses of varying hotness (did you see this one? Ugh? Did you have to hit every branch?) not included.

Dec 24, 2009

The Official “Rules to Re-Gift By”

At some point in their life everyone over the age of 25 has re-gifted a gift, yet only the extremely honest or completely shameless will ever have the sack to cop to it. The “Average” re-gifter adopts and follows the masturbation credo – “Lie, Deny, and I Swear Not I”, but in truth it’s not always wrong to regift (and masturbation is usually* fine too). Sometimes re-gifting can make you a hero, or a superhero. But beware, it’s much easier to be a douchebag regifter than a Re-Gifting Champion.