Mike - Montclair

Articles Written
Apr 14, 2008

Tax Slacker: How To File for a Tax Extension

Tomorrow is the deadline for tax season, and you either forgot or have completely avoided the dreadful task that’s only...

Mar 27, 2008

Make Your Own George Bush Speech

Hello, fellow Internetters! Remember the old days when we’d travel over to Ebaums, load up an Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard and...

Feb 25, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel is F***ing Ben Affleck

Continuing the never-ending saga that is their marriage, Jimmy Kimmel dispatched a diss last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live to...

Girdles for Guys…Why?

Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles. I understand...

Jan 2, 2008

The Krankcycle: Another Reason to Avoid the Gym

I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again....

Dec 14, 2007

If Athletes are Stripped of Their Awards For Drug Use, Should Entertainers Be As Well?

The use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports is a slippery slope indeed. Olympic athlete Marion Jones was stripped of her...

Dec 12, 2007

Nov 26, 2007

Make Your PC Run Like a Mac in Five Steps

Seeing all those super-cool kids on campus with their 17-inch MacBook Pros really gets on your nerves, right? Who do...

Nov 19, 2007

The End

There is a right way and a wrong way to close out a relationship that has gone to seed. Do the right thing.

Nov 16, 2007

100% Hilton-Free Sexy Sugar Mamas

Ahh… to be rich. Ahh… to marry a rich girl! Ahh… to marry a rich babe! I’m a gold digger,...

Nov 14, 2007

Steps to Take When the Condom Breaks

So you’re having great sex and the condom breaks. Maybe you kept it in your wallet too long, or it’s...

Nov 12, 2007

How Do I Know If My Girlfriend’s Cheating on Me?

Most people get skeptical about their significant other from time to time – that’s a given. But sometimes your gut-feeling...

Nov 9, 2007

Who’s REALLY Threatening Your Relationship?

No matter how well your relationship seems to be going, there are always threats circling. Perhaps the most potent threat...

Nov 9, 2007

More Things That Changed College…Forever

Continuing our coverage from our previous article Things That Changed College…Forever, COED presents…More Things That Changed College…Forever! iPod (AYE-pohd) n....

Nov 8, 2007

A Business Lesson for Communication Majors from Jim Cramer

Business majors shouldn’t be the only people having fun with money! Although communication majors go to school to do “dumb...

Oct 9, 2007

Rick Salomon, Ho Magnet?

Rick Salomon has a way of attracting Hollywood’s biggest skanks. In fact that’s all he’s “famous” for. Chances are you’ve...