While none of us would ever dare commit a robbery, you can't say the thought hasn't at least entered your mind once or twice thanks to films like Ocean's Eleven. You know, breaking in and leaving in a grandiose fashion while the police bumble about like Keystone Cops. But we all can't be George Clooney, as this inept beer thief with some serious delusions of grandeur found out. The saddest apart about this video is that an innocent six-pack of beer was killed because of a robbery gone sour; the man's not only a petty crook, but a cold-blooded murderer too. Watch this injustice for yourself and try not to cry.
When John Ritter passed away a few years back, many people decided to remember him for his memorable roles on television shows like Three's Company - while turning a blind eye to his habit of roaming the suburbs, tearing through people's trash like a starving raccoon! While I commend his dedication to the preservation of our environment, does he really have to yell at us like that, or wear - and I'm positive that it is - eyeliner for that matter? Personally, the crying Native American guy and Woodsy the Owl made for a better mascots, not John Ritter who looks like he raided Angus Young's concert wardrobe. Watch this video for yourself and go crazy for recycling!
There are many music artists that - regardless of their unbridled talent and originality - I feel have been robbed of a Grammy or VMA one too many times in the past. But the fact that Slick has never been given the proper recognition, let alone not being invited to attend these events, for his rhyming prowess is both an unforgivable crime and a blemish on the entire music industry. Slick's paid his dues, he's showed his skills, and yet he sits alone eating "yardbird," watching his career fade into obscurity. If you're looking for something a little more "underground," watch the musical stylings of Slick for yourself!
Welcome to "Peppermint Park," a pleasant little neighborhood just a few blocks down from Sesame Street, where it looks as though exposure to a horrific toxic waste spill caused all of its residents to fuse together - creating a race of nightmarish human/puppet hybrids. Of these mutants, Ernie - not the Ernie -wants to extol his undying love for the letter "M." Judging by his nervous expression and fidgety hands, you so know that he's trying his hardest to fight that boner about to rip through his pants; thank God that he's being filmed from the waist up, because no one should ever bear witness to a puppet erection! Watch this marvelous... magnificent... video for yourself!
May 1, 2011
It's time to face facts, America: we're a real bunch of uptight squares, there's no denying it. While we corral ourselves into an overcrowded, stuffy church every Sunday morning, the youth element of Japan hit up the trendy Harajuku district decked out in a wild menagerie of clothing that looks like a Japanese anime made real. Of these various Harajuku subgroups, it's these break dancing Fonzie worshippers that really stand out from the pack! I'd bet money on it that they all have campy greaser names like "Johnny Bones" or "Jerry Slick Fingers," and spend their evenings hammering back milkshakes at Japan's only Johnny Rocket's restaurant. Watch this video for yourself and taste the nostalgia! Ayyy!
Apr 14, 2011
Orson, Orson, Orson... You can't go five minutes without making things take a turn for the macabre, can you? In this episode of the Orson Welles Show (yes, this did actually exist), Welles interviews legendary puppeteers Jim Henson and Frank Oz. The interview, if not a bit on the serious side, starts out well enough - until he slips in some dark and twisted imagery that is guaranteed to kill all happy memories you had watching The Muppet Show or Sesame Street. Watch Orson Welles destroy the childhood of people everywhere for yourself, and be forever haunted by the image of a dead Kermit the Frog!
Apr 13, 2011
Ah, Crocodile Dentist. The game that introduced children everywhere to Russian Roulette whether they knew it or not; where a push of the tooth meant sore digits for the rest of the afternoon. But this is fun for only so long... until someone raises the ante. Looking like a twisted plaything made by Jigsaw, some lunatic in Japan went ahead and fitted the upper set of teeth with thumbtacks - for an added sense of dread when your turn approaches. He did make the game much more realistic however since it's common knowledge that a crocodile bite hurts, and replete with life-threatening bacteria, but vials of bacteria are hard to come by these days. Hit the jump to watch this cringe-worthy video for yourself!
There's a damn good reason why no one at Fox Broadcasting has ever given the thumbs up to a live action version of The Simpsons that stayed true to the anatomy of the characters- it's scientifically impossible and the amount of nightmares such a thing would deliver is inconceivable... but a Mexican sketch-comedy program has defied nature and opened up a Pandora's Box upon an unsuspecting audience. This is what happens when you accidentally hit "SAP" on your television remote while watching The Simpsons on LSD! I don't know what's more frightening: the doll-like, lifeless stare of their buggy eyes or seeing a man painted yellow dressed as Marge struggling to walk in a dress. Watch this video monstrosity for yourself and pray something like this never happens to Futurama!
Some of you may be to young to remember LCD handheld games since you were spoiled with Gameboy Color or Gameboy Advance from the get-go, but kids from the late 70s up to the early 90s found their portable enjoyment in these watered-down Gameboys. No changeable cartridges here, each handheld was preprogrammed with a single game, meaning that's all you get - so you sure as hell better enjoy it! But one website has gone above and beyond to let gamers relive these cherished moments of LCD gaming bliss!
The moment of truth is nearly upon us, people, tomorrow is March 25th and that means having your carefully selected NBA Fantasy League roster go head-to-head with COED's own Neal and Steve for the $200 cash prize brought to you by all of us at COED Magazine and our good friends at DraftStreet.com! If you haven't yet created your dream team, today's your LAST CHANCE! Go on ahead and click the link below, fill out the registration form and, once completed, follow the on-screen instructions (it's okay, we'll wait).
Ladies and gentleman, I think it is safe to say that the internet has found it's new Double Rainbow Guy for 2011. Meet the clearly overexcited "Did You Just See That?!" Tornado Guy and, as his name implies. his affinity for said natural weather phenomenon. While his footage of the Hempfield, Pennsylvania tornado that occurred yesterday isn't anything spectacular, his overall reaction is nothing short of priceless. It'll probably be another week or two until his popularity begins to grow on the internet, but who's to say he won't be offered spots in commercials like Double Rainbow Guy and Microsoft; weather stripping and tornado insurance companies should be knocking on his door - assuming it didn't fly off it's hinges in the storm. See the video for yourself!
Here's something for you to think about right now: without the wonders of technology, you wouldn't be on COED, let alone your computer. If anything, you'd most likely be outside throwing rocks at the sun in a vain attempt to pass the time. Thankfully, technology brings with it a plethora of convenience, fun and excitement that provides both entertainment and free time on an unimaginable scale... or so we think. For every action there's a reaction, every gain a loss, every positive a negative. See out list of things that have fallen by the wayside thanks to technology after the jump!
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Watching people eat bugs and other creepy crawlers is hilarious to watch for a number of reasons: that "bring it on" bravado, their sudden crushing realization, and the resulting dry heaving and/or vomiting that follows. What could possibly make this nauseating spectacle even better? How about having hot girls go for the buggy gusto? Open wide, because here come 10 videos of chicks eating insects and the occasional fish heart! Warning: This is not for the squeamish or faint of fish heart. Viewer discretion is advised, suckas.
Chances are that if you're watching a video that makes absolutely no sense and you're left wondering how you would even go about describing it, it's from Japan. If strange videos from Japan came together to form their own little society, this one right here would be their king - no, their bloody emperor! This is the kind of thing you see after having some bad saki and fugu, running through the streets of Tokyo screaming about flaming heads and bubble brain frogs. See the madness after the jump!