Don’t Cologne It a Comeback!
In the 70s, the mainstreaming of pungent odors like Old Spice and Hai Karate delivered a boost to masculinity that could only be rivaled by Viagra. Things were good. The ladies loved the hairy chest, man-scent and musk ruled supreme. The 80s came along and brought with it ET and the growth of androgynous boy-like sex icons - aka Johnny Depp and Kevin Bacon. It was getting scary.
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South Park’s (Too Many Minorities) Not My Water Park [Video & Lyrics]
Out of the myriad of things wrong with today's society, we need to thank Matt and Trey for calling attention to one of the greatest underlying causes of racial tension in the United States. Urination etiquette is of course the underlying issue, but as we all learned last night - there are just too many minorities in our waterparks. (To be fair though, there are a growing number of fat white people wearing t-shirts in the pool as well.)
Shogun Robbed by Machida at UFC 104
Shogun "I Have No Conditioning" Rua quite literally kicked the sh*t out of him. Machida's legs and body were as red as a baboon's ass, but whatever he had on the UFC was enough for him to hold onto the title. I could see if Tiger Shulman's was a sponsor or something, but it was sad.
Graduation is Looming in May, Now What?
This sucks. I busted my ass, did well in school, made smart choices. Now, I am graduating after four years of college that I paid for all myself - not through selling my "virginity" - but through loans. Now what?
4 Sure-Fire Ways to End Up on the Terrorist Watch List
As the days of "fear" and "terror" being the only sellable news stories increase, we have all heard stories of people named "Johnson" and "Smith" at the top of the terrorist watch list. No matter how many 60 Minutes specials or Dateline exclusives, I can't help but wonder how in the hell it happens.
Florida is Determined to F-up the Election…AGAIN
I don’t get it. Having proven that the State of Florida cannot handle relatively simple tasks, as was the case...
COED Guide to Creative Lawmaking
If you have been following American politics, and by the looks of current strawhat polls – if you are 18-24...
