Apr 22, 2019

US Army Sergeant Justin Goff Dies In "Freak" North Carolina Skydiving Accident

Justin Goff has been identified as the 29-year-old United States Army Sgt. 1st Class soldier who was killed in a...

Dec 23, 2017

Army vs. San Diego State Live Stream: How to Watch Armed Forces Bowl Online

In the second weekend of bowl games, there is a contest between two overachieving team. These teams are the Army...

Dec 6, 2017

Army vs. Navy Game 2017: Spread & Prediction

The annual Armed Classic game is almost upon us. With this week being completely devoid of any college football contests,...

In Case You're Curious How Hard We Bodied ISIS Today, Here's An Explanation Of The Bomb We Used

So, America bombed the hell out of some ISIS clowns who were hanging out in the hills of Afghanistan. For...

Apr 13, 2017

3-Star General Demoted For Using Government Credit Cards At The Strip Club Ronald Lewis, a former Maj. General in the U.S. Army, will be demoted and retire as a brigadier general...

Feb 16, 2017

Army vs. Navy Game Live Stream: Watch Online Streaming

The Army is set to battle the Navy in a war of football this Saturday afternoon. That’s right, two branches...

Dec 10, 2016

Jan 13, 2016

WATCH: Footage Shows US Sailors Detained By Iran’s Naval Forces

Woah. Talk about sh*t getting real. During the dusk of January 13, only hour’s before Obama’s final State Of The...

Apr 12, 2013

Don’t Worry, America: The Army is Prepared to Deal with Zombies

The sequester cuts that went through last March made a lot of stomach acid churn across the nation. They took...

Nov 11, 2011

Veterans Day 2011: Women In (Bodypainted) Uniform [54 PHOTOS]

November 11th is Veterans Day, a federal holiday in which we remember those 24.9 million peeps who served our country in the armed forces. And, if you're in the Armed Forces, you should probably eat all of your meals at Applebee's it'll be free on 11/11. Originally I thought that would suck to be a waiter on that day, but you must get crazy good tips. I've also got a really great tip: men in uniform are hot (don't ask, don't tell) but women in body painted uniforms are hotter. Check 'em out in our glorious gallery after the jump.

Nov 5, 2011

5 High-Tech Weapons You Wouldn’t Have Believed Existed

Thanks to the wonders of technology, weapons systems have advanced to the stage where there no longer need to be any moving parts. Furthermore, weapons that the general public knows as "futuristic" are considered yesterday's news to the shadowy, corporate weapons developers. Our ignorance doesn't take away from the fact that what these companies have released to the public is completely mind-blowing. It really makes you wonder what kinds of killer merchandise they have in the works right now. All we can show you are five of the most high-tech weapons you wouldn't believe existed but do -- they're after the jump!

Mar 23, 2009

Graduation is Looming in May, Now What?

This sucks. I busted my ass, did well in school, made smart choices. Now, I am graduating after four years of college that I paid for all myself - not through selling my "virginity" - but through loans. Now what?