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Apr 16, 2011

5 Pointers On How Not To Be A Doormat

So you've cleared your entire schedule in case she calls on Friday night? You let her decide where every date is because you don't care what you're doing as long as you're with her? You're also around her place so often her roommate is starting to mistake you for - you guessed it - her doormat. Take it from me, there's nothing sexy about something you'd rub your shoes on; in fact, women like guys who have an opinion and some direction. So pick yourself up off of the floor and follow these five rules to take the power back in your relationships!

Dec 12, 2010

How To Balance Football Season and Your Girlfriend

In order to fully enjoy a football game, everything has to be in place before kickoff. Plans for refreshing the beers, dips, chips, and snacks are not the only things you have to worry about. As a crazed fan, you have (roughly) a four-hour commitment to at least one game every Sunday. If you are a college football fan, your commitment on Saturdays knows no bounds. This is why those of us in relationships must tread carefully during the fall; we must preserve not only the sanctity of our beer hat, painted face and lucky jersey, but also the bond we have with our lady. These are tricky waters, balancing football and her, which is why you MUST read this “how to” on just that.

Sep 25, 2010

Pros and Cons of the “New Monogamy”

With a ton of hotties surrounding you in class, at parties and in Starbucks, wandering eyes are a given. And at 20? Why wouldn't you look around? Sure, there are those who are in L-O-V-E, but for the rest of us, staying monogamous isn't always easy or the right thing. Like everything else, this set-up has got its pros and cons.

The 5 Worst Ways to Break Up with a Girl

There are countless ways that you can break off a relationship with your girlfriend that can save face for the both of you and end it on civil terms. At the same time, there are five distinct ways to end a relationship that will end with a massive headache and humiliation. Here are The 5 Worst Ways to Break Up with a Girl.

Sep 5, 2010

Sexual Robolution: Sex Robots

This seems like a flashback to Lars and the Real Girl, but bear with me: First there was the blow-up doll- pretty much a hyped up air mattress with three glory holes for any man's pleasure. Then there was the Real Doll sex doll- sort of feels like real skin, and they are eerily lifelike- somewhat impressive. But all of that is nothing compared to the this...TrueCompanion recently introduced Roxxxy TrueCompanion, the world's first sex robot (yes you read that correctly, a sex robot).

Aug 7, 2010

6 Tips on Meeting Her Parents

On the off-chance you've actually impressed a lady enough to the point that she wants to introduce you to her parents, it's helpful not to blow the meeting. Nerves can ruin even the smoothest of smooth-talkers, especially if Daddy is an ex-war hero. The George Fockers of the world should pay particularly close attention to the following tips:

Jul 30, 2010

May 11, 2010

7 Reasons to Break Up with a Girl

Most of the time it's pretty nice to have a girlfriend. Someone to ask about your day, someone to massage your sweaty feet, someone to post embarrassing things on your Facebook wall.But even the best relationships go bad and it's important to know when it's time to end things, cut her loose, change the locks, defriend her on Facebook, start sleeping with her best friend etc.

Apr 14, 2010

The 17 'Known' Girlfriends of Hugh Hefner (in Order of Hotness)

Hugh Hefner, the man who inspired thousands of women across the country to get Playboy bunny tramp stamps, has announced...

Nov 27, 2008

Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend is Still Hot… So Are the Longhorns

The Texas Longhorns destroyed the Texas A&M Aggies Thursday night and once again, Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf destroyed us....

Sep 21, 2008

Five Television Shows Your Girlfriend Watches That You Might Actually Enjoy

Men and Women tend to disagree on several things. Seat up verse seat down. SportsCenter verse Chelsea Lately. “Stop and...

Sep 19, 2008

3 Signs Your Girlfriend is Bat-Sh*t Crazy

Everyone knows someone who dated a crazy person, and many of us have actually done the dating. Every crazy displays...

Sep 4, 2008

The Pros and Cons of an Open Relationship

Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in...

Feb 18, 2008

STD E-Cards are Great…Unless You’re Receiving One, Which is Totally NOT COOL

Congratulations! You have an STD! (Nope. That’s not funny at all.) What better way to celebrate the most unfortunate of...

Nov 19, 2007

The End

There is a right way and a wrong way to close out a relationship that has gone to seed. Do the right thing.

Nov 15, 2007

Win a Lovers Spat and Get Laid

Your girlfriend can be really lame when she is mad. Nagging, bringing up completely irrelevant side arguments and constantly hitting...